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28-Apr-2019 13:16

I am a beautiful crossdressing sissy who desperately wants to find that special someone who will push my sissy desires farther than I have ever imagined. I would be honored to serve a Master or a Mistress. I tend to lean towards women who are ten to fifteen years younger than myself, I am actively seeking someone who enjoys farting and being naked outdoors, someone who enjoys having pictures taken of them and farting and peeing in front of the camera for private movies, there is loads more I'd like from a future partner, but above all i hope to find someone fun and friendly to be around, must be 420 friendly. it makes me wonder when they do sit on the toilet how nasty (amazing) the smell is going to be I love Ass worship, from kissing ass to licking, to sticking my face in it and inhaleing a nice fart, there's nothing i enjoy more than worshiping a women's ass, im looking for a women who wants her ass worshiping online or in person or both, both would be great ;), i'm on my knees im just waitng to be told to pucker up Hey sexy I was wondering if you would fart on my pillow as it turns me on I love the smell of raw farts and my ideal man or women would be an eggy fart or a silent but deadly one.I am a real person, with a real job who leads a life in which my desire for being a sissy coexists. This person must really enjoy teasing out the femme details of a sissy. Hey I really want s guy to sit on my face and fart on me I'd like someone hairy sweaty and dirty and that will litterly sit there just chill out for a few hours read a book or watch some TV and fart and even shit I don't give a fuck Snap Me @ King_xaii or hmu on my fone 5167071579 can’t chat on here hmu ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? come thru????????????????????????????????????????????? could you tie me up Looking for sub in California Nevada area casual sex fun dating and dining some rope play domination and submission perhaps as part long term open relationship possible I'm really imaginative and flexible hope to hear soon Hi, I would love to meet a lady who will fart on me and in my face.Somebody who loves taking the sissy out to be seen in the world. I love cooking (pretty good at it) but mostly I love making people happy. I have no problem with rimming, face sitting, kissing ass ect.... I'd love for you and your girlfriends to take turns smashing my face in! I would love to lick het arsehole too as she farts.Somebody who says, I want you to wear this outfit, I go buy it and then I go out in it. I am a cancer after all and when those who are around me are happy, I'm happy. I would also love to watch a couple fuck and maybe because i'm bi curious suck her hot juice off his cock and maybe play with her but no sex needed.I live in Boulder and therefore I am a very outdoorsy person who is very fit. Looking for kinky women to explore these fetishes with me.I am 6'0, 172 pounds and I run, do yoga, hike, climb and keep myself in very good shape. I'd love to be your human toilet to eat all your pee and shit!

I won't delve too deeply into this, but it something to think about.

The strongest relationships include comfort and trust.

When these two things can be shared, a stronger and healthier connection can exist. Anyone who doesn’t like it can float away like a cloud of gas.

When she farts, she trusts you enough to not make her feel uncomfortable or, at the very least, she knows you’ll laugh with her at the funny sound she just made. Farts are funny, and so are girls who aren't afraid to use them, especially for comedic purposes.

In my opinion, it would be way more enjoyable to be with a girl who challenges me to a game of fart tennis than to it would be to sit at a fancy restaurant with an uptight girl lecturing me on dinner etiquette.I love a nice ass and can spend hours and hours playing and enjoying. Feel free to hit me and ask questions my umd profile is restricted but if you are a member ask and ill send it through, otherwise hit me up chat whatever see where it goes. Into motorbikes, guitars, martial arts, painting drawing all the usual artsy fartsy stuff, Love my gaming pc and console, I am looking at doing law which is intensive but better hours in the long run :fingers crossed: anything else hit me up.



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