She stepped off the couch onto her two front paws, with her hind feet still on the couch and her rear end in the air, and decided to take a stretch before moving along. " As for me, I don't really have any fart in public stories. The exchange always goes like this: Neil: Pardon me.So, one weekend we were watching TV and Neil must have farted some 3 times in 10 minutes. v=BEVJRI4mwpk Chapter 2:https:// Central/videos/tosh0-fart-girl-web-chat/10153913934389030/Chapter 3:https://twitter.com/maceesophia/status/987769184481406976https://twitter.com/maceesophia/status/997992252239745029Chapter 4:https://twitter.com/maceesophia/status/1022657842136969217https://twitter.com/maceesophia/status/1037509919338098688Chapter 5:https://twitter.com/maceesophia/status/1043593764588146693https://twitter.com/maceesophia/status/1040813362400112640Chapter 6:https:// End. This whole thing is terrible, really, but the part that makes me the angriest is that Daniel Tosh still has a TV show. Also, I am having trouble picturing a family that homeschools their kids and goes to Hooters for dinner.
Fast forward to the evening, as we're watching videos.
So then she farts and as loud as you please she says, EXCUSE ME, I FARTED!! On multiple occasions when my daughter was in diapers, She wuld grunt and this loud eruption would occur, and the smell was enough to use as tear gas, and I just KNEW she had dropped a load, and I dreaded looking. All of the sudden my grandfather lets out the hugest fart. We were sitting with him and everyone stared at us. While dozing off in class one day, someone let one rip. I woke up really startled and looked at the guy behind me. " I gave him dirty looks because I thought HE did it, but everyone looked at me. The best part was the poor confused dog trying to look over his shoulder because he couldn't figure out where that sound was coming from! Except, my dog looked back over his shoulder at us like one of us did it! One afternoon, my boyfriend and I decided to visit his parents.
I sat down on one end of the couch while his mom sat on the other. In the middle of our conversation, Polly decided to get up and leave. Neil's mum just scolded Polly and Polly looked back at *me* as if to say, "Boy, mum sure is mad at you! He would walk past my tiny little grandma in the kitchen, fart, and then exclaim, "Helen!
My mother said one night, I was 10 or so, she heard something that sounded like the door at 1 am (her room was alllll the way in the back of the apartment, and hard to hear from). My grandmother and my aunt went to the movies years ago. OHHH, on this other day fairly recently, she farted at the library while I was on the computer, and she announces she farts, then farts again right after that and announces that too. Finally, one of my frat brothers always farts around me. I was at a Theta Xi beach party back in the day and my date and I walked into these guys' room. " Then he turned around and saw about 20 people behind him in the room. KR and I were sitting in the living room watching television and our then-new puppy was laying on the floor in front of the tv.
She would always make comments in the movie and laugh really crazy, so people were already laughing at her more than the movie. Mind you the sound carried because its silent and the place has high ceilings. I was in Williamsburg with my cousins and grandparents. Well it was a loud movie most of the time but suddenly it was really quiet. I was very gassy one day at work this week (or last week? When I was in fourth grade, I bent over to pick something up off the floor, and I let one out. Nicholas, the boy next to me was like ILL RASHID FARTED! One of them was lying on his side with his back to the door and didn't know that there were women in the room and that one had lain down beside him on the bed. My high school required us to take American History in our Junior year. So, everyday either I (A) Goofed around like hell or (B) Slept. All of a sudden, we heard "pfffffffffffffffffffffffffff" coming from the direction of our dog and it went on for about 10 seconds.We took in all the sites, having lunch at the Georgetown Inn on Mt.