Dating an ugly girl
If he was that weird-looking, he would never leave me. I must have done something right because a few hours later we found ourselves horizontal on his futon.He put on an OCMT (obsessively compiled mix tape), and we rolled around for a while before falling asleep.On the contrary—I decided that his low hotness was a great counterpoint to his high Q rating.
And I’m guilty of liking only very pretty, cute, hot, sexy girls who everyone would agree they are good looking. I’m still trying to accept the idea I’ll die alone but its hard.
When I was in my mid-twenties I briefly dated a very successful, very unattractive guy I’ll call Movie Maker.
“Someone told me you’re dating Movie Maker,” she said. “I was,” I said, “but he turned out to be a self-involved jerk and broke up with me.” “I dated him, too,” she said. He’s dated every artsy, cute Jewish girl in the city. We go for him because of his name but think he’s some diamond in the rough because he’s ugly.
Except it turns out he’s getting laid left and right because every girl’s thinking the same thing. “When you date an ugly guy who’s smart and interesting,” she said, “you think you’re getting a good deal. You think an ugly guy will be more grateful and treat you better.” But of course that’s not true. But I'll expect you to say it right if we start dating each other. My mom and other family members paid really close attention to my appearance. Not gonna lie, there's a tiny dork-nerd in every Asian. Don't cross me when I'm mad because something like the kimchi slap will happen to you.